The office is calling.
The fluorescent lights flicker.
Your name is on the guest list.

There are whispers of a review coming...

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Welcome to The Back Room: Performance Review —
a surreal night of promotions, protocols, and power plays behind corporate curtains.
Where pencil skirts sashay, colleagues whisper, and not all meetings are optional.
 

This is not your average office party.
You’ve been shortlisted for evaluation.
Your Q1 behavior metrics were… promising.
 

The copier is jammed with secrets.
The Break Room is prepped for recalibration.
And the CEO has eyes on you.
 

🪩 80s office playlists that will get you into the groove
📈 Team-building tasks with no clear outcomes

🖇️ “Meetings” where you’re never sure who’s leading — or who’s watching
❗️ Promotions for those that are worthy

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Think you’ve got management potential?
We’ll see about that.

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🗓️ Saturday, 21.06 | 20:00–23:00
📍 FOMO Club, Pozitano Street
👔 Dress Code: Office Core
🎟 Limited Entry

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